Bring In da Noise NOT!!
“Our noise concern is unecessary and excessively loud voices, including shouting and boisterous laughter that can be heard throughout the enclosed courtyard because it traps and amplifies even normal voices; not the intermittent chirping of a smoke detector.“
[IF a smoke detector, he’s violating Santa Monica Code. If Ross doesn’t hear it, it doesn’t exist. IF We hear it, we don’t exist. Nor does the sound.]
“It’s a tenant’s responsibility to notify us about issues in their unit. It’s really none if your business what occurs in another unit unless you’re aware of a dire energency.”
[WHY did he write my roommate and I, asking about NOISE downstairs? NOT an issue in our apt. HE wanted US to LIE to substantiate his complaint.]
You aren’t the property’s designated ombudsman.
[Really, it’s inappropriate to report maintenance issues and refer to the law? Really? Inappropriate to censor and silence my First Amendment Rights.]
“However, you’re welcome to file a complaint with the city about this matter and by the time it’s processed (weeks), I’ll have already taken action on this minor issue.”
[Whoa, is this a dare? Feels snarky, not helpful.]
Read next page cos he’s against Loud Laughter!